me: I'm sad
skype: no one is online. Only people you feel awkward around.
me: But I want someone to talk to
skype: You could talk to her.
me: she's busy and I don't want to annoy her.
skype: ugh okay go ask tumblr.
tumblr: GO AWAY
me: but tumblr please I'm sad
tumblr: I DONT CARE I WILL SHOW YOU SO MUCH PICTURES OF HAPPY COUPLES
tumblr: AND THEN I WILL WATCH YOU CRY